Toenails

DAMN YOU MI-GO I DO NOT WANT TO BE AWAKE AT 04.30!!! Unfortunately my threats of hanging him up by his toenails do nothing to stop him from scratching at the painting my Dad brought back from Africa for me. Thank God I framed it properly so he's not actually doing any damage to it but it's definitely not a behavior we want to encourage. It's also really REALLY annoying. But it's not as dangerous as his obsession with LICKING computer chords. Particularly USB cables. WTF is up with that? I've never in my life heard of a cat licking computer cables. My monster is beyond my level of animal expertise. ::sigh:: I need a cat whisperer... and coffee.

Love,
Mango Kitty