Jävla Pensionär

This seriously just happened:
My friend came over so we could go for a walk with her dog. Our parking lot was full so she parked in the lot next to ours, where different people park EVERY FREAKING DAY. We went out for our walk, then her phone rings. it's her dad, apparently she had slightly blocked the entry to an old man's garage, and said man CALLED THE FREAKING COPS. (It's not raining, it's not snowing, there's no ice, and there's no sign for privet parking) The cops called my friends Dad who is the registered owner of the car. after her dad called we quickly returned home to move the car. When we got there there was a very grumpy old man who had BLOCKED IN my friends car so that she couldn't "get away", and he proceeded to quietly yell at us in a very aggressive manner, so much so that my Viking saw it out the window and came down. We explained to him that we meant to harm, and apologised, and after the 15th time he moved his car so my friend could re-park. He said if it happened again he would call the tow company immediately. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU JÄVLA PENSIONÄR???

Deep breaths.... Deep breaths...

Love,

Mango Kitty